What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 02:17
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do men think all women are the same?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Thumbs down again.
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
What is something you have to share?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.